WiiCHiCKEN
MOBiLE MODE
Because you are on a small screen, a few adjustments have been made for mobile. This site is still desktop designed, but your experience on a mobile device should hopefully still be less malarky. Note that layouts and designs will be different than desktop.
REDUCED MOTiON
Reduced motion, an experimental site feature, has been enabled, because reduced motion is enabled in your device settings. Some widgets may be hidden. I don't think this changes anything outside of the homepage.
ACCESSiBiLiTY FEATURES
the following accessibility features are enabled:
- Reduced Motion
- Increased Contrast
- Reduced Transparency
please note that just because a feature is enabled doesn't mean the entire site is compatible with it. these features are still a work in progress
now welcoming visitor #######!
welcome to the very first website on the internet. the revolution is finally here, and its only just begun! 
this is just a place where i put my various works and ramblings, use the bar at the bottom right of your screen to explore around.
since we're both here, why not get to know each other a little better 
? check out the about me page to learn more about somebody you've never met and likely never will meet 
SiTE OF THE FiSCAL PERiOD*
*actually just whenever i feel like it
https://iwebthings.joejenett.com
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toDo
- put all art
- finish character pages
- make a guestbook archive
- improve line heights
- complete snippets page
- add interests
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NO MORE THANKS
June 13, 2026
LAST UPDATE
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2025
first site update in 6 months and its me talking about how im removing something. lol.
on the bottom of the credits page, i used to have a section thanking everyone for following, with a link to their 88x31 button (if they had one). however, im removing this section, and there are a few reasons why:
- paranoia: caring about how many people follow you is dumb, and this was really starting to mess with me. seeing that people were unfollowing me was a little upsetting, even if i never interacted with them
- maintenance: sites change addresses, accounts deactivate, buttons change. some people who follow don't have a button yet, but say it will be coming soon. so should they forever not get a button just because they happen to not have one at the time of me checking thier site? how would i handle people who link to my site who can't follow me because they don't use neocities?
- laziness: it just took a lot of effort to keep this section running, especially for something most people wouldn't see.
so, now its gone. this is possibly the first time you're even hearing about this section in the first place. i will (hopefully) begin working on moving some sites i like into the directory.
anyways, hi. im still alive i think. new stuff that isn't a blog post coming soon, hopefully.
site updates almost every sunday (at one point that was true), blog posts and content updates whenever
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