WiiCHiCKEN
MOBiLE MODE
Because you are on a small screen, a few adjustments have been made for mobile. This site is still desktop designed, but your experience on a mobile device should hopefully still be less malarky. Note that layouts and designs will be different than desktop.
REDUCED MOTiON
Reduced motion, an experimental site feature, has been enabled, because reduced motion is enabled in your device settings. Some widgets may be hidden. I don't think this changes anything outside of the homepage.
ACCESSiBiLiTY FEATURES
the following accessibility features are enabled:
- Reduced Motion
- Increased Contrast
- Reduced Transparency
please note that just because a feature is enabled doesn't mean the entire site is compatible with it. these features are still a work in progress
now welcoming visitor #######!
welcome to the very first website on the internet. the revolution is finally here, and its only just begun! 
this is just a place where i put my various works and ramblings, use the bar at the bottom right of your screen to explore around.
since we're both here, why not get to know each other a little better 
? check out the about me page to learn more about somebody you've never met and likely never will meet 
SiTE OF THE FiSCAL PERiOD*
*actually just whenever i feel like it
https://iwebthings.joejenett.com
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toDo
- put all art
- finish character pages
- make a guestbook archive
- improve line heights
- complete snippets page
- add interests
- mobile layout is broken so i gotta fix that
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siteUpdates
an attempt at fixing whats broke
August 10, 2026
LAST UPDATE
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2026
hi. so this website has been in a horrible state recently. on mobile, the layout of the index page has been broken for at least a year now. not only that, but the visitor counter along with the "last update date" things have been broken for some time.
that ends today. because guess what? i actually got off my butt and fixed some things. let me extend 2 changes that took less than 30 minutes total to implement into at least 150 words:
visitor counter
i've been using dannarchy's Native Neocities Hit-Counter for both the visitor count on the homepage and the last site updated widget. this worked well, until a few months ago, where it suddenly broke. this is due to the proxy server needed to load the counts breaking. to quote the tutorial page:
As of the moment, the proxy server needed for this tutorial to work is offline. If/when I can get a replacement host that can handle a server-side API call, I will update everyone.
i found out about 404city's visitor counter widget, which still worked. thankfully, 404city gave a link to a Pastebin containing instructions to fix it. basically you have to make a Cloudflare worker, paste the code given in the paste into it, and change the URL for the widget on your site to the worker URL.
thanks to this, both widgets now work! yay! thank you so much to 404city, as well as whoever wrote the paste (as the author isn't given).
layout
now on mobile, the page layout will at least be viewable. i can't say that its the best looking experience, but its better than usual. some elements still clip out of the page, but those elements aren't text boxes.
maybe one day i will make a proper responsive design, or do better mobile optimization. but for right now, this is what you get. don't throw a fit!
into da futureeee
a look into the future, i wanna work on adding more stuff again to this site. however, i probably said that last time and look where we ended up. sadly, big tech has successfully made me unable to do anything other than play idle games and watch youtube. i don't even know what i do all day! help!
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