WiiCHiCKEN
MOBiLE MODE
Because you are on a small screen, a few adjustments have been made for mobile. This site is still desktop designed, but your experience on a mobile device should hopefully still be less malarky. Note that layouts and designs will be different than desktop.
REDUCED MOTiON
Reduced motion, an experimental site feature, has been enabled, because reduced motion is enabled in your device settings. Some widgets may be hidden. I don't think this changes anything outside of the homepage.
ACCESSiBiLiTY FEATURES
the following accessibility features are enabled:
- Reduced Motion
- Increased Contrast
- Reduced Transparency
please note that just because a feature is enabled doesn't mean the entire site is compatible with it. these features are still a work in progress
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aboutMe
- i am born and raised american. sad, i know
- my favorite color is aquamarine, but i also like using red and blue gradients, in a non-patriotic way
- i have assburgers (ive spelled it like that my whole life im not stopping now)
- i am feeling
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toDo
- put all art
- finish character pages
- make a guestbook archive
- improve line heights
- complete snippets page
- add interests
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what are you supposed to put on your homepage
pets
adopted from Neonriser!
siteUpdates
THANKS A LOT APPLE
August 3, 2025
so there was a bug where for blog posts, the safari interface would cover the navigation bar, so you had to go into full screen to use it. oops! thanks apple! this is now fixed.
additionally, the navigation bar now has a new look on mobile and desktop, and i think it's kinda alright
site updates almost every sunday, blog posts and content updates whenever
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